If Bryan Danielson won’t shave his beard until he cashes in at WrestleMania, I want Mark Henry do to the same as long as he’s champion, and then it’s two crazy bearded motherfuckers bearding it out on the Beardiest Stage of Them All, Beard vs. Beard - WrestleMania 28 in Miami, fuck The Rock and John Cena, unless if they grow hilarious beards too (The Rock has a head start with his round salt-and-pepper goatee).